Alpha Phi Is The Sorority With The Best Babe Flow, Entry Opps and #1 On The League Tables

Every fucking chapter of Alpha Phi has the hottest girls, from some shitter school like ASU all the way to UPenn to some middle market school like UCLA. It doesn't matter how much of a loser, geeky reputation a school has (Stanford, MIT or CMU for example), Alpha Phi manages to extract the 9/10s and 10/10s even from the darkest corners of the world full of STEM and CS virgins like MIT.

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I hear they make the recruits get naked in front of a group of guys and mercilessly mock them.  And that was at my boring stem school undergrad.  Wonder what they make the ones at ASU do

 

That's it? I heard one chapter in the south (probably bama) forced their pledges to race to suck off some frat kids, last one to make her guy cum got dropped

 

I’m too old to be replying to this shit but tri delt and KKG always had the baddies 

 

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