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melvvvaryou're just mentally retarded.

Get out of my head.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

You are most certainly a raceist. Those foods are staples of any true nascar fan's diet.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

no, not racist... your tastebuds just hate you

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Das Racist Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

That's what this reminds me of.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

I don't think I'm racist, but almost all Indians annoy me and I think that they have a disgusting culture. The Americanized ones are fine.

 

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