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if you shower in just 5 minutes, despite what you may think, you are not clean in the slightest

You've obviously never been in the military. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

My question is why aren't you showering lol. If this is a troll then whatever but if not, there is zero excuse to not showering every day assuming you have a roof above your head.

 

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