Anyone saw..

Anyone saw me yesterday? I was wearing a red hoodie, khakis and adidas slippers w/ 2 white bags. I was walking around Wall Street for the first time yesterday, just observing. . Was pretty cool, except I couldn't really find any firms I've really heard of. So many ppl with bald spots tho..

Was there at about 5-6pm, I kinda realized when I was on the train that most ppl wont leave til about 11-2. Kind of a head slapper there..

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What the fuck.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

I saw you. You were on Google Maps. Yea, I check out FiDi on GMaps in my spare time.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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