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Yeah well Icahn just made $331 million dollars thanks to netflix. Holy shitttttttttttttttttttt

edit: since October when he bought in at $58/share, but like $140 million in the last hour. absolutely insane

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
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BlackHatA haiku about Apple's earnings:

Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha

dude, I remember when you were practically better your sister AAPL would hit 1000.

YOU FIRED!

If I'm not this website's foremost Apple bear then I don't know who is

 

I like the line from eickmann, "the coffee wasnt hot enough, the apple was bruised and the iron supplements didnt go down right."

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
seabirdI like the line from eickmann, "the coffee wasnt hot enough, the apple was bruised and the iron supplements didnt go down right."

Eickmann. Love it.

 

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