Are non WASPs even human?

The WASPy kids that I've worked with all talk better, dress better, look better, drink better and even play better compared to the more destitute and ethnic kids. They have the right pedigree, attitude, accent, muscule memory and everything to succeed. 
 

I'm going to try to convince my shop to exclusively recruit athletes from Dartmouth and LACs from now on.

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Don't worry is natural to feel attracted to anyone you want to "play" as you want that's why you like so much how those "kids" dress, talk, "play", etc.. you guys don't need use euphemisms or hide your taste nowadays and have plenty of rights even more than the avg people. They will even let you raise someone else kids or have a female slave of your choice to bear a child with your sperm and all, and I forgot sorry you guys have a whole month to feel the center of the world, don't be afraid to step out of the closet there's a whole world ready to support your choice of "play" ...

 

Yes sure... I'm sure that in that spicy smartphone you have a fair amount of apps in which you make profiles with those hobbies to contact with "waspy kids", one thing leads to other and sooner than you realize you wake up butt naked with the taste of male milk in your mouth swearing to yourself in vain that it will never happen again, you don't lie nobody here. If it makes you feel better psychological studies have shown that hitler enjoyed male company in the same way as you do, your fhürer or however it writes would be proud of you don't worry....😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Are you even human? There are quite a few Papists in Finance.  I'm a lapsed Catholic myself, but I'll flex the nerdiest black dude from my county (MKBHD-Marques Brownlee) as a bigger counterpoint

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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