Blonde Smokeshow of a Barber Laughed When I Said I Wanted the Bateman Cut?

What the fuck, so earlier today I went to my usual barbershop, but there was a different barber today. Anyways, I usually sport a "fratty" flowy hair, so I thought I'd clean that up a bit and look like Patrick Bateman, especially with Halloween around, I can do some costumes as him. Anyhow, she laughed and called me a "bozo", then shaved me bald. I still gave her a tip, because I wanted to give her the tip, but she gave me a fake number. Anyways, how do I grow back my hair quickly enough to dress up as Patrick Bateman by Halloween?

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