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if you havent seen it this is a must watch.....

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Here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, you are the sucker.
 

I feel that I added to him getting over 74k applications, I posted this on my facebook and I know for a fact that several of my friends applied for it.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Honestly, if you had an offer from KKR and Charlie Sheen...you'd take Charlie Sheen right?

Similar earnings potential + better lifestyle. A smart person should be able to leverage this to get into Hollywood and profit big.

 
rebelcrossHonestly, if you had an offer from KKR and Charlie Sheen...you'd take Charlie Sheen right?

Similar earnings potential + better lifestyle. A smart person should be able to leverage this to get into Hollywood and profit big.

Its a close call honestly. Now if Sheen pays for my hookers, its game over.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

These interns must have a penchant for whores and meth, There's always someone who runs back into a burning building after something worthless.

 

Tell Charlie Sheen why you are winning.... I am winning because I get 3 bitches to suck my cock at once.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Add in a pornstar bonus and you're GOLD.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

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