Comparing finance vs sports, which jobs helps you get laid more

I think these are the tier lists in terms of how much women will perk up when you tell them this is your job at a bar.

Tier 1: Tiger Global, Top Tier Tiger Cubs (Coatue, Lone Pine, Viking), RenTech, Top NFL/NBA (Cowboys, Patriots, 49ers, Chargers, Lakers, Celtics, Bulls, etc), Top Soccer (Arsenal, Liverpool, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, etc)

Tier 2: Bridgewater, Apex PE MF (APO/KKR/H&F/WP), Other Tiger Cubs, Top Activist (Pershing, Elliott, Soros), Other NFL/NBA, Other Soccer

Tier 3: Quant Funds, Other SM, Other PE MFTop NHL/MLB (Bruins, Rangers, Leafs, Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, Dodgers, etc)

Tier 4: UMM PE, MM HF, CVP, PJT, PIMCO Other NHL/MLB

Tier 5: Q, M Klein & Co, Allen & Co, Dyal & Co, GE MF, Sequoia 

Tier 6: BB/EB (M&A > TMT/HC/Industrials Coverage > P&U/O&G/Consumer Coverage > S&T/ER > ECM/DCM), MM PE, Other VC/GE, MBB

Tier 7: MM IB, LMM PE, L/O AM, All Other Sports Leagues

Tier 8: Regional Boutique IB, CorpDev, Family Office, Tier 2 Consulting

Tier 9: Big 4 TAS, BB Middle Office

Tier 10: Big 4 Audit, BB Back Office, WNBA

Tier 11: RSM/BDO

Tier 12: Normal White Collar Jobs

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just told my gf i got offer from m klein, she thinks im an underwear model for a knock-off calvin klein

 

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