contact for a fake

So I'm starting as a SA in NYC in a few weeks, and I just got back from group placement. Since I'm young and won't be 21 till the fall, I'm wondering if anyone has any contacts for a fake (ie not those online scams). I spent a few hours running around NYU looking (tatoo parlors, going to places my friends recommended), but a lot of places have gotten shut down recently.

Please PM me, since this obviously isn't info you want to post.

Thanks in advance

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don't you have a cousin or something that you can get one from? get that, and an old college id or ymca card as a second and you're set.

if you buy one w/ your picture, it's actually a felony, vs. a misdemeanor if it's someone else's...just seems like something silly for which to have a felony on your record.

 
 

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