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What is the point of cleaning your teeth before breakfast? Your breakfast will taste like mint and you'll have bad breath after you eat...

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every morning I bust in your wife after you leave there are 300 of these fucking Patrick bateman threads

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6:00 am - work out 7:00 am - shower, shit, shave & dress 7:30 am - Breakfast and brush teeth 8:00 am - In office (doing light work for 30min, News paper, Email & Coffee)

Can't imagine this is much different from everyone else.

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
 
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

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