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Not 100% true. Though it does seem like the girls who take care of themselves but have softer features age better in general.

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You really wanna know? Ask the following questions.

1 is her mom hot? 2 is her mom fat? 3 is she ugly now?

If the answers are 1 no 2 yes 3 yes then she's gonna be fucking ugly in her old age.

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And for those that don't know, skin care=

-stay hydrated -eat fruits and vegetables, -get good amounts of sleep -wear sunscreen

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How old are you guys that you're worried about this shit? Just date 20-year-olds until you're in your 30s and want kids.

 

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Agreed with how the parents and grandparents look when they are old.

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I agree. If her facial structure looks 22 at 18 it can be a bad sign (I seen this happen to a lot of girls during college).

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I agree. If her facial structure looks 22 at 18 it can be a bad sign (I seen this happen to a lot of girls during college).

1+ Also, I have noticed that limiting caffeine and drug/alcohol intake seems to help.

 
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Simple. Look at the mom and if your lucky see the grandmother.

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Depends on how well she takes care of herself exercise,Skin care,diet that adds up overtime.

A lot of people say this but there is often a large variation among siblings. Other factors come into play such as work ethic. However, ceteris paribus, those that have the comparative advantage at cuteness will age the best.

 
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My mother is 61 and has long hair, no gray hair, and no wrinkles. Her secret? Little to no alcohol; she rarely laid out in the Sun, and when she did she always wore SPF 45; good diet (not obsessive, but healthy). Add to that no smoking (EVER) and a lifetime of monogamy and you've got a near guaranty for keeping your youth. And the kicker is her habits have been, more or less, life long. You can't start when you're 50 and expect amazing results. You start when you're born with good habits. These super hot girls who are 21, have perfect bodies and are tan, drunk sluts are the type of girls who end up looking disgusting when they're 40.

 
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My mother is 61 and has long hair, no gray hair, and no wrinkles. Her secret? Little to no alcohol; she rarely laid out in the Sun, and when she did she always wore SPF 45; good diet (not obsessive, but healthy). Add to that no smoking (EVER) and a lifetime of monogamy and you've got a near guaranty for keeping your youth. And the kicker is her habits have been, more or less, life long. You can't start when you're 50 and expect amazing results. You start when you're born with good habits. These super hot girls who are 21, have perfect bodies and are tan, drunk sluts are the type of girls who end up looking disgusting when they're 40.

1+ Good point.

 

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