Did anyone else become homosexual after working in IB?

I was into fair maidens from an early age, but ever since I worked in IB, the amount of hot guys in bespoke suits and Hermès ties kind of made my sexual compass wonky. I already get fucked by my MD and staffer on a daily basis, but I want to get fucked by a GS TMT VP in an Excel themed dungeon.

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