Try harder.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Look at you. Trolls on this website used to believe in something; Pokemon, swag, and harvard business school. What about you? What do you believe in? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN??!?!??!?!

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

As long as you don't have more products than her you should be fine.

On an unrelated note, pokemon generally are more attractive when they're more metro. Ask yourself this: would you rather be with a four-armed, sweaty and bruised Machamp or an elegant and combed Ninetales?

speed boost blaze
 

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