Do you guys know a website, twitter or page to find morbid jokes?
Basically what the title says. I'd like some inspiration for the office banter. My team doesn't really care if the jokes are dark or morbid.
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Just enter a comedian on Pandora - it will turn into a comedy station.
I think Mitch Hedberg is a funny station.
No suggestions, but I got a joke for you. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
he said morbid not psycho
Studies show that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parent’s room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink. Johnny screamed in horror, and the mom yelled for the dad to stop so Johny doesn't see. Johnny ran out of the room and the dad started laughing.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it’s your mom is it?
I walked into a hardware store and saw a sign that read "Chain and Screw Saleswoman." So I did.
I gave my blind little cousin a cheese grater for her birthday. She had a hard time trying to read it.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
These are all from the same prospect, aren't they?
Yes.
Harvard meme page here we go again
On insta?
It's a shame there wasn't a happy ending to DeSaun Watson's career in Houston. Why else do they have a priest in their front office?
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