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So you came across a link to a video on the front page of YouTube? This worries you because?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Not a link!

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

It's poor taste.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Lucky Charms Tony Snark:

It's poor taste.

And you would know everything about acting out of poor taste, right?

Pepper, please don't get sassy with me when we're in the middle of a bro thing.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark Lucky Charms: Tony Snark:

It's poor taste.

And you would know everything about acting out of poor taste, right?

Pepper, please don't get sassy with me when we're in the middle of a bro thing.

You're so not bro though. Do you even lift???

 
Lucky Charms Tony Snark: Lucky Charms: Tony Snark:

It's poor taste.

And you would know everything about acting out of poor taste, right?

Pepper, please don't get sassy with me when we're in the middle of a bro thing.

You're so not bro though. Do you even lift???

No, Pepper, I do pushups.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
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Tony Snark Lucky Charms: Tony Snark: Lucky Charms: Tony Snark:

It's poor taste.

And you would know everything about acting out of poor taste, right?

Pepper, please don't get sassy with me when we're in the middle of a bro thing.

You're so not bro though. Do you even lift???

No, Pepper, I do pushups,

Kk. Cool story bro. We're not friends anymore.

 

With Pepper's spicy PMs and adamant requests for my banana, I got distracted. BTW, are you a virgin?

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

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