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Anxiety goes down, I talk more but not a lot, then after a lot of drinks I go to sleep. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Gin makes me angry so cut that out. No more Bombay & pink lemonade for me Wiz ;(      But I also talk more, like to talk politics. Same as you

 

After a lot of vodka I can channel the rage of 1,000 years of Polish history which isn't always fun, best to drink that in smaller quantities.

After a bunch of beers usually just get jolly and talk more in general, not anything specific.

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Commit to social activities that I otherwise have no interest in doing.

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

After a lot drinks I hit up every girl on my phone that I can possibly sleep with and hope one replies that she is down. Regret it in the morning as I’m sure some people blocked me or won’t talk to me again after it 😅. I tried to not drink too much to avoid being that horny but rather than that I’m just less socially anxious so can do stuff like dance/talk to random new people

 

When I really get going, I start singing Irish folk music. 

The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

I start to dance really freaky, apparently people love it when I throw it down crazily lmao. To reiterate what the crowd is saying, I also get really, really horny. Suffer and hate myself in the morning, but that's the Dionysian spirit for you.

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Tell exaggerated stories, get very provocative (non violent) with banter/jokes, will defend absurd POVs I don't even believe in just for the fvck of it... And often make plans/promises I won't follow through with. Overall just have a damn good time, no regrets.

 

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