essentials of a "fuck you" apartment
hey chaps,
so i am getting a new apartment in London and it is a pretty slick place. However i wanted to make it even more "fuck you" by adding an inflatable or non inflatable jacuzzi in the terrace. so that during the summer months i can take along the raunchy chicks i pick up from scotch of st james for a wet afterparty.
wondered if you guys came across any specific good models for this.
also what are your top items / suggestions for "fuck you" apartment statements? Apart from a ridiculous sound system or "fuck you" art.
cheers
Taxidermied mountain lion
one of these guys https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.whathifi.com/amp/...
can get one at Harrods
Skateboards made from luxury fashion companies that have no business making skateboards. Like, Ciate, Louboutin, or Stella McCartney. That way, people will know you have a nice mix of street and fashion culture in your veins.
Hype beasts and fashion vultures alike will be on their knees ready to make mouth O's in a heartbeat.
r/sarcasm
wall mounted designer skate boards are so dope. gotta get the supreme skate board lol. can also never go wrong with the Hermès sofa blanket
An Hermès throw is a great fuck you accessory
https://www.grailed.com/listings/9607729-ikea-x-off-white-x-virgil-ablo…</a">FU
holy shit that is so fucking dope
Virgil Abloh is the ultimate scam artist and Off White is overpriced trash. Stylizes text "LIKE THIS" and puts a fucking tag on Nikes and draws on them with sharpie, sells them for a thousand dollars. All of high fashion is BS, but he just takes it to another level. I respect the grift though.
facts
Alec monopoly pieces. it may fall under the art category but it’s hard to beat if you’re going for a fuck you vibe
couldn’t disagree more, have you seen his art IRL?
The fact that this Alec guy associates with the godawful Philip Plein tells you everything you need to know.
anything from the off white x ikea collab is an instant fuck you
Off White is equivalent to the huge Hermes belt buckle, monk strap wearing guidos that live in back office
Off White is
" GARBAGE "
Have no idea how this got MS lmao
A handcrafted Italian chessboard with gold pieces that you never use.
just display all the gaudy champagne bottles. you know what I'm talking about
Collecting and showcasing all 27 Vueve Clicquot city signs will do the job too
Hey come back to my place and check out my aquarium
pretty good, but still doesn't sound as good as:
Hey come back to my place and check out my baby tigers
Long as you let me pet the kitty
I cannot say enough about salt water fish tanks. People who don't know about them still love staring at all the crazy sea creatures, people who know a little about them know the ridiculous amount of time or money needed to maintain them.
I've always thought a large saltwater fish tank would be dope. I know it varies but what would the ballpark number for monthly costs and hours per week needed to maintain a 100-200 gallon tank be?
A taxidermy great white shark suspended in a fish tank of your condo’s foyer will reinforce the idea that you're a killer.
Ah so this is why people call WSO toxic! But this type of post is also why I want to be a banker it’s a tough life
theres nothing toxic about scotch and birdies
id say that the toxic thing about WSO is all these nerds that worry about whether its bette to land a gig at GS TMT or PJT RX to go to KKR.. these also the guys that talk about finance in parties
Haha bro. See you in London. I'll deffo order a mask from you ;)
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you’re welcome
https://www.costco.com/spas.html</a">https://www.costco.com/spas.html
You need some culture, start collecting art when you travel. Also keep a well stocked bar, have a bottle of what your best mates like for when they visit.
A lot of empty space with uncomfortable decoration furniture
GET A TIGER THEY'RE ONLY LIKE TWO THOUSAND BUCKS BRO
^This. Become the Tiger King.
I have always wanted to own a tiger
Two words: banana hammock
If https://www.1stdibs.co.uk/furniture/decorative-objects/sculptures/anima…</a">this doesn't say FU or that you have FU money, I don't know what does
the prerequisite is the other person knows who Richard Orlinski is, otherwise it looks like a tacky piece you ordered off ebay
Get a shark tank
Ok, not a chap, but a fun, huge Roy Lichtenstein pop-art print would be really cool, particularly if you have light color decor. Designer throw, definitely. Fancy bar set on a tray is awesome, a decanter too, on a nice console table. Any fancy kitchen stuff, Alessi teapot, you get it. Girls love to see a well-appointed kitchen. Get one excellent, high-end set of pots and dishes, good glassware - you'll have them forever, even after you select one of those raunchy chicks permanently. One high-end, modular, Italian couch-very low to the floor, deep for lounging on, and a very cool coffee table. I think a very modern look is quite slick, particularly if your building is traditional architecture.
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best comment so far. will make sure you get a spot at those afterparties
Ah. I wish. Wrong side of the pond! Honestly, if you throw parties, there's a fantastic go-to book I've used for years. InStyle Parties. I have the original but there are new editions. You're not in college any longer - good food, a fun cocktail, nice presentation is important. It gives hints on how to make simple things in advance, lots of items can be purchased prepared if you're not a cook (but most items don't require much skill to make) and you can just pull out of the fridge or get one of the chicks to reheat.
This is indulgent, and depends on the type of party, but hiring a helper/server is my biggest all-time party tip. For an extra $100, you'll look like a baller and can fully enjoy your party. Let someone else heat & serve, tidy, clean up. Waking up to a house that is not a train wreck is delightful.
Roy Lichtenstein looks like shit change my mind
giant white kitchen & hot tub on the balcony
hot tub in living room
@40 sec
Lil Wayne and Birdman
following
gotta go with this in the living room corner. 0:50 mark
Laugh if you want, but this idea - I can feel a billion dollar IPO coming on. In a raging bull market. You're going to be just covered in term sheets.
You should get a Hitachi Magic Wand - the world's most elite back massager, so that can show that you care about your guests' health and comfort. Now also comes in mini.
Keep it in your desk at work. When the boss is angry pull it out and ask if they want a massage to relieve stress.
TFW when ur female MD takes you up on it
lmoa
Living room rug made out of bear pelt with a taxidermied head still attached. ideally the gun wound should still be present for added “f-u” status. It’s mouth should also double as a mechanical foot massager.
Owning the apartment building?
Can't go wrong with the Big Mouth Billy Bass.
There is no such thing called as FU apt, it should be FU château or FU vignoble, at least a FU building please.
OK xiaoniu
beg to differ. why dont you ask any resident of 432 Park Ave what they think of that
JLO says 432 Park Ave apt only counts less than 5% of her net worth. But I do agree 432 Park Ave could be a milestone towards every FU level in the end! ;)
A soul would make for a fun accessory, quite expensive I've heard.
Centrepiece would be a plinth with two authentic Jeff Koons Balloon dog sculptures
Eames lounge chair by herman miller. Its an icon and anyone that is worth impressing will know what it is.
“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.”
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