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Edit: training around muay thai chicks have spoiled my standards I think

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Imma be honest - I feel like they are a reflection of the body. The body is a temple. One must treat the temple with respect.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I don’t know about that. I grew up with sisters and they are all really skinny (either genetics or eating disorders, I don’t know) and they don’t fucking move. Just watch reality tv and complain all day long

 
"Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder" I like a girl that has Arnold sized arms, so she can choke me out during foreplay.

I know what you mean - I think sara sigmundsdóttir is hot

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

dude honestly its just natural selection - its biology

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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yes - an indicator exactly - if she looks decent but has bingo arms - she probably has a hidden muffin top too

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Fat in general is a turn off. My ex gained 10lbs and found herself looking for a new significant other.

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