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cartman:
all im going to say is that nyc gun laws suck balls

Trivia: They say that Kentucky is the freest state in the nation when it comes to guns. Sure it's a relatively conservative state but still kind of random. There are quite a few other states I would have thought to rank ahead of Kentucky.

 

Fuck Obama and gun control! The best solution to crime is to give everyone a gun. The only thing outlawing guns guns does, is make sure that the only people who have guns are criminals. Any criminal with a half a brain knows where to get a gun, that's the way it's always been and that's the way it's going to always be continue to be. Who the fuck is gonna rob a convenience store, if they know for a fact the guy behind the register has a shotgun?

Sorry for the grammatical errors. I am quite shitfaced. And yes I do sleep with a shotgun next to my bed.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
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mike55555:
I am quite shitfaced...shotgun next to my bed.

Great combo

At least I know that no one is going to break into my house, while I'm sleeping. I'm pretty sure everyone within a 10 block radius knows that I am a fucking lunatic.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

Sweden: mandatory gun ownership law, country with the lowest violent crime rates in the world. Let's follow the example.

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GBB_19NHS:
yeah no guns = lower crime rate, might be right. Though sometimes I wish we were allowed to have guns.

No he said MANDATORY gun ownership, not no guns

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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