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That does suck but on the bright side you pounded vag while other people were doing things far less enjoyable...(I just got home)

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
lookatmycock ok. that is all. im about to pass out from the alcohol and check her purse (already asleep).

lol... who wouldn't want to help out a fine upstanding man just like yourself?

E-mail whoever you think could help you and see if there's anything they could do to give you a record of it

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
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lookatmycock ok. that is all. im about to pass out from the alcohol and check her purse (already asleep).

lol... who wouldn't want to help out a fine upstanding man just like yourself?

I read it as "about to pass out from the alcohol and check her pulse" which made it even more messed up

 
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Email the company and see if they can get it for you if you're that upset about it.

You were probably taking on insane amount of risk to get those kinds of returns. For example, you can speculate heavily with short-term out of the money options and open 10 accounts, in 6 months 9 will be bankrupt and the other will be up 10x. These paper trading accounts are worthless for track record precisely because of that reason. Paper trading is for yourself only, no real professional would ever be impressed by a paper trading account...

 

That's a pretty good point... I'm lookin into startin my own paper trading thing once I know ANYTHING about this stuff, but I wouldn't expect to be able to replicate my results with real money

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Email them, ask if there's any way to get a cached history or something.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

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