Fun Fact, 50 cent got shot 9 times and is alive. Paul pierce got stabbed 11 times and is alive. If that shit happens to any of us we dead!

How lucky are they? One dude got stabbed 11 times and is alive and in the NBA Hall of Fame. The other dude got shot 9 times is alive and chilling! He even got the guy that shot him, shot the same amount of times and killed. Life is crazy!!!!

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I’ve survived three car accidents. I once had a sickle thrown at me. I also got my hand stuck in a sowing machine. My circumcision didn’t go according to plan... oh wait I guess that doesn’t count.

 

Wait, you actually went to get circumcised as an adult? Isn't that dangerous? Plus, it's all a myth. Circumcised penis isn't better than non-circumcised. It's only americans who do this procedure. British people aren't mostly circumsized. Not sure what the trend is now, but I know most of them aren't. Lowkey, if you are getting laid girls won't care. TRUST!!!

 

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