I'm sure this has been asked over and over again but I recently started dating a girl and we are both virgins but I really want to impress her, any tips? What’s your best sex tip/trick
EDIT: I am aware i have to stick my penis in her
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Are you familiar with the tornado position? I would start with that.
If not here’s an explanation:
While doing a girl doggy style, you reach up and grab the blades of the ceiling and begin twirling around in the air, and slapping her in the face with your dick with every spin, finally cumming, and creating a twist of cum around her head.
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Also if I know I’m going to have sex I eat 20 bananas and 8 packets of tuna to increase my semen retention. My ex would not eat dinner before sex because she’d get about two cups worth of my goo.
Lots of foreplay. Take it slow and remember it can hurt quite a bit for the girl the first time. I’d stick with missionary, maybe doggy if she wants to get a bit more aggressive (light hair pulling?).
For missionary, put a pillow under her rear to make the angle work a bit better.
No need to go crazy.
General advice
Slow and long stokes and then hammer in when you know you're about to cummm
then round 2 put her on top and slap her ass
Spit in her mouth, girls love that
Be cool B)
EDIT - want to whitewash prior posts, just read something from men's health, GQ, or cosmo
Tips for mouth fresheners? Brush my teeth before sex? What about cologne for body scent?
1. Floss
2. what resides in your stomach comes out in the breath, remember that
3. if your breath smells like her box she won't give a fuck
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*Virgincologist
Agree, most important thing is go slowly and make sure she’s comfortable (esp. when you’re entering). If she’s bottoming, pillow under ass and knees up might help.
Also eat pineapple beforehand.
Why pineapple?
Quick question here, on the kegels there's a lot of info out there, some of it not super safe or misleading. Any links for the the right exercises / videos?
Didn't think I'd become the kegel guy as well, but in essence here's what you do. Next time you take a piss, try to stop yourself midstream. That's the kegel muscle you just activated. Remember how you did that as it's nearly impossible to describe, you kinda clinch your ass but you don't really, it's not flexing your abs, it's just different.
Now, reps and sets. I'll do kegels randomly throughout the day and it's usually either volume or time based. So I might try to hold it for 30 seconds and then relax for 10, do 5-10 more of those. Or I may just do as many as I can in a minute and then do that a few more times. This isn't bodybuilding.com so I don't have periodization or any of that stuff, just work the muscle and you should notice a difference when you get hard.
That, combined with stopping porn affecting what you deem as sexy will help. Judging by some of the degenerates I hang out with, there are FAR too many men under 35 taking shit like viagra and cialis, even on the nights they don't do coke.
Great advice all around. This definitely checks out.
Just wondering you say your name is Steph - is that short for Stephen? Because I know a guy named Stephen that goes by Steph and think it just sounds like a girl name.
wtf so random lol
Get on those nipples and suck on them well. She shall be begging you to.....
If all else fails, tell her to close her eyes and think of England.
Take your time and listen to what she likes without explicitly asking (ruins the mood). If it seems like she likes it - do not stop, do not change anything about your pace or angle. Girls take longer but you can find things that work for her. Everyone is different so you're going to have to learn each partner, though most women respond positively to the same strategies. You might have heard about the clit. It's important and super sensitive. Direct stimulation is likely way too much so go for proximity and consistency. Don't be afraid to have sex with her for multiple hours if necessary. You will do well if you forego the first penetrative chapter of the fuck session until she's came at least twice. Then fuck her, clean up (you can keep a sacrificial cup on the bedside for efficiency) and get back to her. If you have the time and patience to do this right, there's no way she won't want to make it a regular appointment. Best of luck bro
Be yourself, respectful, and don’t try too hard. Also have three topics you can talk all day about.
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