GIRL HELP~~!!!!!

WhAt WoUlD YoU dO iF a Woman u were with you with called you the name of her ex while in bed two times?

and the woman was gf status

Once while cuddling
Once while eating(food)

Auto ding on 2nd?

or auto ding on 3rd round if it happened again?

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blastoise, go to sleep

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I love how you specified that it's food that you were eating hahah

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  • 1 for the excellent post

Start calling her by YOUR ex's name and see what happens. This thing is already headed towards the scrap heap, might as well turn it into a science experiement.

Get busy living
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UFOinsider+ 1 for the excellent post

Start calling her by YOUR ex's name and see what happens. This thing is already headed towards the scrap heap, might as well turn it into a science experiement.

This man has it spot on. See how she likes it!

I'm genuinely curious what happens. Who knows, maybe she'll dig it.
Get busy living
 

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