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Remember when you were 15 year old boy, and you'd go over the house of some of your female friends? They'd be getting ready, putting make-up on, and taking forever, as teenage girls are known to do. You'd get bored, and it was the pre-smart phone era, so you look for something to read. You noticed they had a copy of "Seventeen" magazine, because they thought they were so mature, edgy, and adult like. You read it, and even then, the advice in the magazine seemed stupid, trite, and lacking even basic insight, even for the age group.

Compared to this article, Seventeen magazine is Pulitzer prize caliber.

 
GoldenCinderblock

No dude, fuck the article. comments section. shots fired

I don't even read past the first couple lines of articles anymore. It's all about the comment section, especially with nonsense websites like Elite Daily.

 

The women are fighting hard to validate their retarded behavior. Too many desperate guys chasing after 6s and 7s and 5s so you can't blame the women for acting entitled.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

Those aren't feminists—they're just morons with access to the internet and endless supplies of exclamation points and Unicode ♡s

 
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