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He killed himself from the embarrassment of this clip

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

https://www.covenanteyes.com/

Yes, it's fundamentally Christian, but I have an athiest friend who was a MASSIVE addict (like a couple hours a day) and used it to quit so I'll always recommend it. It's very hard to do by yourself because pornography hijacks your system worse than anything besides maybe hyper-palatable foods. Godspeed man. 

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
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Reposting because the automod or whoever took my first comment down can suck a fatty.

Mods: Why the heck was my comment taken down? This guy asked for resources for helping quit pornography and that's what was provided. There was no self promotion, profanity, links to NSFW material, or anything the T&S could object to unless posting links to external websites completely unrelated to WSO is suddenly against them.

www(dot)covenanteyes(dot)com

It's a Christian-based program but it's for anyone who needs help. I had a close friend who's athiest and used it to deal with his addition (I was his helper person who kept him honest/got alerted if he lapsed which is why I know about it) which had gotten way out of hand. We're talking 2+ hours a day of just watching pornography on his phone/laptop to the point it interfered with his full-time work. He's in a much better place and has progressed professionally in a noticeable way since he quit because that stuff is poison that seeps into every other aspect of your life when you're a heavy user, whether you realize it or not. Godspeed man.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

WSO gets weirder by the fucking day, I swear. 
 

I had to Google what your addiction even is and it seems to just be what zoomers call “edging.” If slamming your crank helps you relax after a long day of work, go for it. Who gives a shit? You don’t need weird puritanical organizations to tell you that sexual stimulation is forbidden or some shit. Slopping your hog when you don’t have someone to slop it for you is perfectly normal. Just don’t post about it on the internet. 
 

I’m not sure what it is that made zoomers so weird about sex. I swear half of your generation are either adult virgins who recoil at the very idea of sex or have some absurd “I beat off for 3 hours every night alone in my basement” porn addiction. If you get horny - go do something about it, preferably with someone else, but if you can’t for whatever reason, go get the job done. It doesn’t have to become your entire personality. 

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I don't think you understand how difficult pornography has made life for Gen Z. Previous generations grew up largely without the internet, so a lot of their earliest sexual experiences were with actual people or with sexual content that wasn't as stimulating/readily available (magazines, porn DVDs, etc). This was not the case for Gen Z. Pornography is now so ubiquitous that I think it's 10x harder for men to have healthy, normal sexual lives than previously. Going through the discomfort of putting yourself out there and getting rejected by women is hard. Why bother doing this when anything you want to watch is just a click away? Internet pornography has broken this generation. It's like a drug epidemic except instead of overdoses, we get dysfunctional sex lives. I believe it's the single largest cause of the incel/male loneliness crisis. 

 

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