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Lol I swear people are going to talk about this stuff in the future like we talk about the Mayans and ancient Egyptians today

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Haha, scar tissue? I'm curious as to how these Indian mystics found out this was possible; trial and error?

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Could have lived the rest of my life quite contently without seeing that.

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Haha, scar tissue? I'm curious as to how these Indian mystics found out this was possible; trial and error?

Back in the day there was a lot more stabbing going on in the world, good chance that's how :-p

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dude this is sick shit it reminds me of that insane fetish porn roommates leave on each other's laptops of dudes cutting their balls off and shit.

that being said is the guy not bleeding in the video because of said scar tissue not having blood vessels?

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