Have you ever been pity fucked by a girl?
I have, so I thought I'd share my experience:
This is embarrassing but I have managed to have sex and yet I am still a virgin. I was talking to a really hot redhead with a big ass all night at a friends party She ended up fucking and blowing a couple guys in front of me which kind of hurt because she knew I was into her. She was a couple inches taller than me so maybe that's why, but I'm 5' 10 which is actually considered tall and above average.
Anyways as the party was winding down she told me she felt bad I had to watch her have sex all night and would fuck me in exchange for bringing her home since she had been drinking. So the entire car ride I'm rock hard as she's rubbing my dick through my pants. I'm using all my willpower not to jizz myself. Then we finally get to her place and she brings me inside. We get naked on the bed and shes on her hands and knees shaking her huge juicy ass in my face. So I get up and put my dick between her asscheeks and try to find her pussy. It feels so good from the sweat and lube but her butt is really thicc and my dick is just not big enough to reach her vagina My dick is 5.5 inches which is above average size so it was unexpected. I'm so turned on at finally being with a woman I end up blowing my load from fucking her asscheeks in 20 seconds. She just burst out laughing for like 5 minutes straight while I died of embarrassment.
But the good news is I got to play with her busty tiddies while we had a great conversation afterwards about her life goals and dreams, and my success at work and recent promotiom And before I know it I'm taking her on a date next week, so guess I lucked out after all.
Great financial career advice, thank you. This is exactly the content kids trying to break into high finance are looking for.
B- shitpost
Where's that "Never Happened" guy when you need him
wolfofwso
Patrick after seeing what this site has become
I could take partial blame too
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He’s definitely not reposting this shit on LinkedIn
I'll post it for him and tag Him.
this is maybe the best meme ever
Every day we stray further from God.
Thomas Pynchon
Yessir
Haven't seen him in a while, wonder how he's doing
Only two questions here:
- Is she a hooker
- Is she a dude?
Dude stay the fuck away from this woman
highly disagree with you..seems like he's in a really enviable position here
Never Happened.
Literally this website
This is the metaverse Mark Fuckerberg is building in a nutshell
Zark Fuckerberg* plz fix. thnx.
by my wife every 1-3 days
How did you get married then
Hmmmm
I was on a plane coming back to NYC and at the end of the flight when we just landed and were taxi-ing this girl sitting next to me says “I can’t believe we sat beside each other the whole flight and you didn’t say anything to me the whole time.”
I looked at her and she was not hot. I didn’t know where she was going with this. Then she says “you know what - I have a lot of hot friends - you should come out and party with us tonight.” It was Friday night and I didn’t have plans and was single - if she knew hot friends I was down.
So they booked a Karaoke room and I got the text and address. I get there and she was right - a couple chicks were hot and I seemed to hit it off with one girl right off the bat. We have a few drinks together and I think the night is going great. Then the girl from the airplane pulls the girl I’m talking to away from me and they have girl talk for 5min as I’m drinking a jack and coke.
The hot girl comes back and says she can’t hook up with me because her friend had ‘dibs’. Wtf mang such a cockblock. I wasn’t happy about this. Then the not hot girl starts getting all close to me and googly eyed and my first reaction was to start chugging a lot of jack daniels.
She notices I’m chugging these drinks like water and I also notice she isn’t getting any hotter. She gets mad at me and says it is “disrespectful to try to get wasted before hooking up with her.” I said immediately- I’m not hooking up with you. Then this really set her off. She was mad at first and then wanted me even more.
I was pretty hammered by the end of this and told her I was going home. She pleaded with me to come back and I was damn near blackout and said “why do you want to come back to my place.” She said she just wanted to hang out and talk. It sounded like a bad idea, but I took pity on her and was absolutely hammered so she ended up coming back to my place.
We walk in and literally the first thing she said was “fuck me now.” I think at this moment I realized I had been bamboozled by this chick from the first moment she started talking. She cock blocked me the whole night and now she was here, but I didn’t even know if I could physically hook up with her and told her that.
So she says “well what do you want me to do?” I thought of the only proper way to pity fuck her would be if she put a pillowcase over her head. She agreed and it was somewhat weird at first but then she kept peeking out and playing peekaboo and smiling, which was a major turnoff and I told her to stop doing that if she wanted me to finish. She got what she wanted though so was a W in her books for the night. Such conniving tactics. I still think I had a genuine connection with her friend and thought it was selfish for her to invite me out to meet people and completely cock block me the whole night.
wtf is this a true story???
Yeah just another day in the life…
Isaiah has lived so many of Pizz's fantasies
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