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You gotta admire the profs dedication to completely stupid things. Kind of makes the wonder if he has watched the entire 10 hour epic heman video.

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You gotta admire the profs dedication to completely stupid things. Kind of makes the wonder if he has watched the entire 10 hour epic heman video.

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Jesus Christ. I read that he consults for companies on advertising and shit. If I were in charge of determining his pay I'd definitely model his pay based off of this fiasco. Well you worked for 10 hours for $4 (or $12 I guess), here's your fifty for a months work.

 

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