He was not a banker
So I went out last night with my girlfriends and we started hanging out with these guys. One of them says he is a banker at morganstanley and I said I love finance so we hit it off and later on I went to his place and we bumped uglies.
However this morning, i just got home 10 min ago, I go through his wallet to take some of his cash while he is sleeping and I see his business card and he actually works as a CONTROLLER in the back office for finance. how can i take back my virginity?!!? he is not banker at all!!! will sue, please advise me?
Grim like a winter's morning...
Next time ask to see his bus card first...then you can save yourself for if he thinks you are worthy of a first date.
..nice
are you serious?
good one
it's fun to see the noobies taking this seriously...
I remember that there was a site where I am sure you can find some support: It was (is) called Dating a Banker or Daba...
>Good story though! It remind me that one day a girl (bitch) asked for my card and check it right at the bar with her BB if it was IB...A REAL golddigger!
not funny. take away some of the exclamation marks maybe.
haha
he got your card right... it read "easy piece of ass"
To monkeyface:
> I am sure that you are a Womanizer like no one else! Girls don't even ask for anything from you, they just see your profile picture on WSO and get excited by the sight of your suspenders....Mouhaha!!!!!!!!!
Shoes are usually a dead giveaway. Square toes = back office.
Personally, I enjoyed it. I'm sure it's happened at LEAST once...
is this a serious question or... does it matter that much, as long as he's hot
this was a hot thread
Can't believe the going through his wallet line escaped unnoticed so far. I know its a troll but trash? :)
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