He was not a banker

So I went out last night with my girlfriends and we started hanging out with these guys. One of them says he is a banker at morganstanley and I said I love finance so we hit it off and later on I went to his place and we bumped uglies.

However this morning, i just got home 10 min ago, I go through his wallet to take some of his cash while he is sleeping and I see his business card and he actually works as a CONTROLLER in the back office for finance. how can i take back my virginity?!!? he is not banker at all!!! will sue, please advise me?

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it's fun to see the noobies taking this seriously...

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I remember that there was a site where I am sure you can find some support: It was (is) called Dating a Banker or Daba...

>Good story though! It remind me that one day a girl (bitch) asked for my card and check it right at the bar with her BB if it was IB...A REAL golddigger!

 

To monkeyface:

> I am sure that you are a Womanizer like no one else! Girls don't even ask for anything from you, they just see your profile picture on WSO and get excited by the sight of your suspenders....Mouhaha!!!!!!!!!

 

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