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- Oxbridge educated (PPE)

- M7 MBA

- Rhodes Scholar (2010-2015)

- Signed model (Storm Model Management

- RP accent 

- Eton/Westminster /Rosey/Andover/Exeter educated

- Vacation homes in Nantucket, Hamptons, Ibiza and Mykonos

- 6'1

- Physique consistently rated around 9.6/10 by members of the opposite gender

- Face and hair consistently rated around 9.82/10 by members of the opposite gender

- Voice consistently rated at 9.45/10 by members of the opposite gender (see bullet point 5)

- Lives in a sub penthouse in the Wharf

- Does not smoke, casually drink or even drink caffeine beverages.

- Also vegetarian

- Despite the above two bullet points, I do coke or adderall almost every day.

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Troll

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Are you admitting you have micropenis prior to the dates? It could be a factor.

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