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cool story bro

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I can't help but feel sorry for you bc of the air of superiority you have for doing slightly better than others in high school. LOL

 

Nice tags. lol

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

I find pokemon funny because if you are my age you prob got your 1st real taste in the markets in pokemon cards.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heisterI find pokemon funny because if you are my age you prob got your 1st real taste in the markets in pokemon cards.

I remember I conned some kid out of a holographic Charizard. Kids are so stupid...

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
mike55555
heisterI find pokemon funny because if you are my age you prob got your 1st real taste in the markets in pokemon cards.

I remember I conned some kid out of a holographic Charizard. Kids are so stupid...

Holy shit I did the exact same thing...it was the low point of my life so far.

 

Not me

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
blastoise
happypantsmcgeeWhat was the question?

I am an acute angle, am I rite?

No, you are right.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

POGS. Used to love those things. A high-risk game was playing for "slammers". I think I still have a box of them somewhere. Good times!

People ask me, would you rather be feared or loved? Um easy, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
 

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