How did you meet your significant other? What's the story behind it? How did you know he/she was the one?

Love is love! How did you guys meet that one person that you just knew was the one for you? Was it their personality, their work ethic, their kindness? What made you realize, "Yeah, this is the one"?

 
Funniest

- Big ass (wide hips = strong children)

- Big boobs (lots of milk for children)

- Good education (non-targets can fuck off)

- Ambitious but not overly career-oriented (I want at least 3 kids, she'll have to take care of them)

- At least half my age (I don't deal with post-wall roasties)

That's how I knew she was the one

 

Spoken like a true gentleman. 

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Top Bucket ladies for sure! How do you know if they got a boob job or a buttlift? The type of stuff going on these days with girls are crazy. Every single one of them want to look a certain way and they would go to the extremes and have surgery for it.

On a serious note though, I think personality and compatibility is way more important. I can't speak for all guys, but I think most guys just need a girl that they find attractive and that is enough. Then they focus on the personality and compatibility. Hot girls stay hot for awhile, but there is always going to be hot younger girls. I realize looks really don't mean much deep down when everyone gets old as fuck. Worse thing to happen is get divorced, she makes like no money and grabs half of your bag and she's out.

As a young guy I'm holding it off. It's messy out there these days. Really can't tell what are people's true intentions anymore. 

 

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