How do I spend my fat sign-on bonus?

I'm talking EB money. 22 years old, single and got 4 months to kill.

Alpha suggestions only please

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Dec 4, 2019 - 7:57pm

I came here for suggestions, not for you two shmucks to circle-jerk so you can feel better about your self-righteous lives

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Dec 4, 2019 - 8:35pm
GoodwinMog, what's your opinion? Comment below:

15k one day navy seal program at Four seasons Hawaii. Oozes alpha

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Dec 4, 2019 - 8:43pm
Special Event Organizer, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Too easy.

Step 1: rent a private island for a weekend.

Step 2: human traffic in a man

Step 3: hunt said man with a bow and arrow

Repeat until satisfied. Might make you numb to life's other thrills. Bring hookers and blow too.

  • Associate 2 in IB-M&A
Dec 5, 2019 - 8:51am

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