How many Chads are on this forum?

Just curious, please throw MS at this post or comment if you meet all of the requirements:

- Can bench over 250lb

- At least 6'0

- Fucked at least 5 girls in high school

- Was in a fraternity

- College GPA below 3.5

- Gets at least 30 Tinder matches a week

- Women approach you in public with romantic/sexual intentions at least once a month

Personally I meet 4 of the requirements.

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j_castillo14

Just curious, please throw MS at this post or comment if you meet all of the requirements:

  • Can bench over 250lb

  • At least 6'0

  • Fucked at least 5 girls in high school

  • Was in a fraternity

  • College GPA below 3.5

  • Gets at least 30 Tinder matches a week

  • Women approach you in public with romantic/sexual intentions at least once a month

Personally I meet 4 of the requirements.

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Yikes, I hope the four ‘requirements’ you meet aren’t #1, #2, #4, and #5!

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