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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Question is: do you even lift?

Anyway, just wanted to see how many miscers are monkeys as well. Any of you phaggots from the NYC area?

 
Hooked on LEAPSI'm so god damn confused right now.

I want my tombstone to read: "he just stopped giving a fuck."

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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I think about 137.2% of the internet is aware, brah, which is a pretty solid percentage

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

aware. 6k+ always rep back

in manhattan to the anyone in nyc area question

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

Actually found out about WSO, and subsequently IB, PE, VC, and S&T through BB Misc.

Changed my life. True story, bro. And yes I do lift.

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis - when I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this
 

I am not a brah, I am a bro.

Dog, man, and on some occasions dude are also acceptable.

That being said, I'm aware.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 
CountryUnderdogI am not a brah, I am a bro.

Dog, man, and on some occasions dude are also acceptable.

That being said, I'm aware.

I like that like the difference between Abraham and A brougham
 
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Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Aware...

"Don't touch the watch." -Patrick Bateman U AWARE BRAH? bankers gonna bank \o/ Trance Crew \o/
 
Group TherapyImagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Aware...

Im going to try and climb on your level is what your saying similar to living in a world where all the guys look at girls butts and want to do them doggy style but yet you would rather meet a lady at a bar chat up drink go home and let her ride and push back her clitoral lips on your pubic bone, rub her clitoris on the base of your pubic bone while doing something very similar to homosexuality with her G-spot rubbing vigourously inside the groove of your slippery erect and hard penis, but all the while she is enjoy the most amazing sex ever your just trying to stay erect and wait for her to give you the go ahead to buck and get yours in the halfway primal way that makes you all the tone muscly armed man you are.
 

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