How to handle your girlfriend being rich as hell?
Met her through a friend had no idea she was loaded. I went to Venmo myself on her phone and I saw she had a balance of 700k in her Venmo lmao. I asked her what do her parents do and she said oil & gas. I dig a little more and she mentioned a trust fund weekly allowances snd more. How shall I proceed? 4 holes in the condom enough?
Impregnate her with your seed
Who keeps money in Venmo? Seems like the money could be generating returns elsewhere.
That amount in a venmo account isn't unbeliveable. It is rare yes but there are a decent number of people out there who do everything though venmo. Also a buddy of mine in college had parents that would give him about 20K a month in fuck around money. Shit you not went over to his place one day and found what had to be about 25K in cash just stuffed in a wicker basket that people put magazines in. He said it was his change jar.
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