How to handle your girlfriend being rich as hell?

Met her through a friend had no idea she was loaded. I went to Venmo myself on her phone and I saw she had a balance of 700k in her Venmo lmao. I asked her what do her parents do and she said oil & gas. I dig a little more and she mentioned a trust fund weekly allowances snd more. How shall I proceed? 4 holes in the condom enough? 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Who keeps money in Venmo? Seems like the money could be generating returns elsewhere.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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That amount in a venmo account isn't unbeliveable.  It is rare yes but there are a decent number of people out there who do everything though venmo.  Also a buddy of mine in college had parents that would give him about 20K a month in fuck around money.  Shit you not went over to his place one day and found what had to be about 25K in cash just stuffed in a wicker basket that people put magazines in.  He said it was his change jar.

 

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