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You are just noticing this? I am not able to tell the age of most high school girls. If they tell me that they were 21 I wouldn't think twice.
This is a problem since a bar on campus where I went to college had a bunch of underage (16-17 yo) girls go there on the weekends. Never were able to tell who were in college and weren't.
The truth of the matter is whatever has child bearing assets you're going to find attractive. Age does not make a difference.
All you have to do is ask them their age/card them before you bed them and you're good.
hahaha @cardthem
shorttheworld, why don't you have a seat over here?
I have a friend we call "Statutory Mike." His choice phrase when confronted with a girl of questionable age: "She looks old enough to keep a secret."
Certainly not my philosophy, but there is some truth there...
The most unfortunate thing about these girls is that they have no longevity. They literally peaked in HS. By the time they are 25 they might still be fun to ride, but you wouldn't want any of your friends see you do that
Statutory Mike
Hahahahahhahaahaha
People blame it on the milk, but I think that is crap. I think girls have always been hot, just nowadays it is accepted that you can dress like a porn star in high school. Shit, remember when Britney came out with her first big song, in a skimpy school girl dress? That is tame compared to what girls wear.
I've said it before and I will say it again. All you have to do to fix American schools is bring back a uniform policy and extend the school year. This shit where people are concerned about a 12 year old's thong and some fools Air Jordans are what makes school a popularity contest instead of an education factory.
I knew chicks like this back in my town. Hot, dumb, smoking and at the bar all the time. By 23-25 they were fat, slobby looking chicks. Hagarred to the max.
my aunt says its prolly the hormones in the chicken and stuff that we eat accelerating growth and plumpness in certain areas which i think makes sense.. they obviously antibiotic our food sources to shit and make it grow and im sure that carries on into it when we eat it
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