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I don't believe I read that whole thing......

"If you're concerned that you will hurt my feelings by providing specific information about why you don't want to go with me again, well, my feeling are already hurt. I'm sad and disappointed about this situation. If you give information, at least I can understand the situation better. I might even learn something that is beneficial."

What a pussy.

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TonyPerkisWhat kind of a fag goes to classical music concerts alone?
+ what kid of girl goes to classical concerts alone? + guy has way to few girls in his life if he has the time to write that shit
 

Does he always use a dictionary and thesaurus heavily when writing creepy love letters? And honestly what kind of girl with any self respect dates a guy in FIG?

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TonyPerkishe's just young and in love

Damn autocorrect, and I have no idea what that is either.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Now i look like an idiot heister cause you edited your post, so i edited mine, and now you basically dont know what love is

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
TonyPerkisNow i look like an idiot heister cause you edited your post, so i edited mine, and now you basically dont know what love is

Epic, and I don't know what love is. I'm a cold hearted bastard.

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