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Trump isn't backing down.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Relax. This is the Art of the Recession — you wouldn’t understand.

Be grateful you have a common-sense leader who actually cares about his people. Europe could use a few — maybe ten — at this point. So could that one penguin island he just tarrifed for reasons unknown. Real nasty situation over there, folks.

They're performing transgender surgeries on ILLEGAL polar bears, while the elite Emperor and King Penguins sit in their ice palaces, running the deep state and leeching off hardworking American trade routes like they’re entitled to it.

So yeah, he tariffed them — because someone finally had to say: enough is enough

Anyway, that'll be $9,000 for an iPhone, now featuring a free NFT of Scott Bessent yelling austerity to a baby seal.

 

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