Imagine

For all you Wall Street Monkeys, heres a little reminder:

Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace You, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people sharing all the world You, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will live as one

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Want to live like this man?

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

sorry guys id post some photos but im busy in the kitchen :p

but just so you know.... theyre 36D and theyre spectactular

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it" - Voltaire
 
zirasorry guys id post some photos but im busy in the kitchen :p

but just so you know.... theyre 36D and theyre spectactular

Touch me.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
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zirasorry guys id post some photos but im busy in the kitchen :p

but just so you know.... theyre 36D and theyre spectactular

whale whale whale, what do we have here?
Hahah
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

This is a perfectly acceptable post on a Phish Forum.

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
 
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M FriedmanSeriously guys?

Way to ALWAYS creep the girls out. No wonder we can't break more than 13% females on the user demographic....

Hahaha! WSO truly is like a big cage full of monkeys, where as soon as a female monkey is on the other side of the steel bars, everyone just goes berserk. Oo oo ooo oou oouua ouaaaa aaah aah aaaah!!

 

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My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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