Insane & Crazy person shot up Brooklyn MTA!!! 🀐

62-year-old shot up Brooklyn, New York. World gone mad as fuck! He went straight call of duty! Smoke bomb grenades and semi-automatic in the train and then dipped. Turned himself in by calling crime stoppers telling them he's responsible while sitting in a McDonald's in the East Village waiting for cops to apprehend him. WTF?!?!?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/13/nyregion/sunset-park-subway-shooting.html

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This was clearly the fault of white supremacy. 

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