Is it normal to have baby nips?

I am a male in mid-20s and my nips are still small in diameter. Is this normal for an average male? What about compared to high finance f*$k boys? 

Update:

-This is a serious post.

-Yes, I have seen male nips in the locker room.

-I measured the diameter and mine are 0.425 and 0.5 inches rounded. Too small?

It would be interesting to get data on the male nips by finance sub-industries and firms...

6 Comments
 

C+ shitpost.

get them pierced if you want to be a true fuck boi, I’d also recommend getting a large tattoo on your chest but leave the areas around the nipples empty, it’ll accentuate their size and really show off the piercings. 

 

Bro, you're a whole associate at a PE firm, something an A1 like my self at a shitty MM firm can only dream about YET you're worried about why you don't have bigger nipples than other men? Is this guy serious?

 

I am serious and I am not worried about comparing myself to others. The reason why I am asking for comparison is so I have something to benchmark against to see if I am an outlier. I would like that info so I know whether to go to a specialist. 

And to your point on "only dream about". I was in a similar position so I understand but like many others have said, once you make it you will realize that it's nothing special and just more stress. If you are like me then your "dream" will be something else, most likely something bigger. It's a never-ending cycle.  

 

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