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I did something similar, accidentally, during my summer internship. Except it involved linkedin searching my team before and casually dropping in something in a conversation that I hadn't been told. I scrambled like a twat and said something along the lines of "Jeff mentioned something at networking"...there wasn't a Jeff on the floor.

After work that day, I was on the underground, thinking to myself "what if she asked Jeff? Jeff who?" I figured creating Jeff and killing him off instantly would be viable..."Jeff, works in eq derivs...oh, you don't know him? Yea, he just started last month......sadly he was involved in a golf buggy accident on the weekend...he left behind a (immaginary) wife. So sad."

 

I was think'in 'bout if the boss told me. IMO, calling someone by their name is more polite than "hey you" or creating your own nicknames for them.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

If you've never met the person, don't call them by their name. Casually ask them what their name is or maybe confirm that their name is what you know it is (e.g. Hey, isn't your name ___?).

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

 
NickW1

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

That's what you think.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark NickW1:

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

That's what you think.

Can confirm, called an MD on a closely related team by name and now I'm blackballed from finance

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This happens all the time. Take a deep breath. Just walk up and say, "Hey, you are Susie, right?" It is very common to learn someone's name before actually meeting them, especially in a big office. Just don't come across like you are trying to hit on her.

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AcctNerd

This happens all the time. Take a deep breath. Just walk up and say, "Hey, you are Susie, right?" It is very common to learn someone's name before actually meeting them, especially in a big office. Just don't come across like you are trying to hit on her.

OK, great thanks. How do I avoid being awkward if we have already talked, but I didn't get her name. BTW, she knows my name already.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

Dude...it's a gimmie. She probably already assumes you got her name, just play along.

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I fucking hate names. I am so so bad with them and I have no idea how to get better. They're mostly just arbitrary and unmemorable to me. It's my sixth week at this internship and I have my department directory open still.

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DickFuld

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

Dick, did you really go around calling people that back in the day?

IMO, don't call women "cougar".

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark DickFuld:

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

Dick, did you really go around calling people that back in the day?

IMO, don't call women "cougar".

Of course. I still do. It's hard to remember the name of everyone. Got it, Chief?
 
thebrofessor DickFuld:

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

one of the guys in my office calls one of the female secretaries (a legitimate smokeshow by the way) "big dog."

'Big dog' is obviously acceptable. That just implies 'bad ass'. 'Big guy' just implies fat ass. Once you learn these subtle societal implications, your career/life will take off.
 

Is this a real question? "Hey, ____ right? Insert sentence you needed to say after you said her name

Just be smooth and not creepy and it won't be a problem...

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
EvanM

Is this a real question? "Hey, ____ right? *Insert sentence you needed to say after you said her name*

Just be smooth and not creepy and it won't be a problem...

Then how should I respond when asked: "how did you know my name?"

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