I did something similar, accidentally, during my summer internship. Except it involved linkedin searching my team before and casually dropping in something in a conversation that I hadn't been told. I scrambled like a twat and said something along the lines of "Jeff mentioned something at networking"...there wasn't a Jeff on the floor.

After work that day, I was on the underground, thinking to myself "what if she asked Jeff? Jeff who?" I figured creating Jeff and killing him off instantly would be viable..."Jeff, works in eq derivs...oh, you don't know him? Yea, he just started last month......sadly he was involved in a golf buggy accident on the weekend...he left behind a (immaginary) wife. So sad."

 

I was think'in 'bout if the boss told me. IMO, calling someone by their name is more polite than "hey you" or creating your own nicknames for them.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

If you've never met the person, don't call them by their name. Casually ask them what their name is or maybe confirm that their name is what you know it is (e.g. Hey, isn't your name ___?).

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

 
NickW1:

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

That's what you think.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark:
NickW1:

But wow, it really doesn't matter that much..

That's what you think.

Can confirm, called an MD on a closely related team by name and now I'm blackballed from finance

Array
 

This happens all the time. Take a deep breath. Just walk up and say, "Hey, you are Susie, right?" It is very common to learn someone's name before actually meeting them, especially in a big office. Just don't come across like you are trying to hit on her.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 
AcctNerd:

This happens all the time. Take a deep breath. Just walk up and say, "Hey, you are Susie, right?" It is very common to learn someone's name before actually meeting them, especially in a big office. Just don't come across like you are trying to hit on her.

OK, great thanks. How do I avoid being awkward if we have already talked, but I didn't get her name. BTW, she knows my name already.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

Dude...it's a gimmie. She probably already assumes you got her name, just play along.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

I fucking hate names. I am so so bad with them and I have no idea how to get better. They're mostly just arbitrary and unmemorable to me. It's my sixth week at this internship and I have my department directory open still.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
DickFuld:

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

Dick, did you really go around calling people that back in the day?

IMO, don't call women "cougar".

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark:
DickFuld:

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

Dick, did you really go around calling people that back in the day?

IMO, don't call women "cougar".

Of course. I still do. It's hard to remember the name of everyone. Got it, Chief?
 
thebrofessor:
DickFuld:

Just use one of these: chief, buddy, tiger, captain, killer

Not recommended for females: big guy

one of the guys in my office calls one of the female secretaries (a legitimate smokeshow by the way) "big dog."

'Big dog' is obviously acceptable. That just implies 'bad ass'. 'Big guy' just implies fat ass. Once you learn these subtle societal implications, your career/life will take off.
 

Is this a real question? "Hey, ____ right? Insert sentence you needed to say after you said her name

Just be smooth and not creepy and it won't be a problem...

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
EvanM:

Is this a real question? "Hey, ____ right? *Insert sentence you needed to say after you said her name*

Just be smooth and not creepy and it won't be a problem...

Then how should I respond when asked: "how did you know my name?"

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

Aut quod ad officia et modi. Reiciendis impedit culpa corporis quam dolore. Non soluta autem adipisci commodi repudiandae. Sint rerum voluptas amet ad. Vel explicabo in et eum cumque non fugit. Culpa ducimus quia nulla dolorum veritatis veniam.

Voluptatum suscipit expedita aut quidem animi. Dignissimos sed assumenda atque qui. Tempore optio quis et quia. Reprehenderit autem labore quis est. Iusto magnam dicta eum et.

Dolorem totam laboriosam ea iste non quasi et. Unde non ipsam iusto sunt sit dolor. Eum accusantium tempora dolor adipisci quisquam voluptatum. Qui ab rerum in et quo nobis.

Eveniet unde repudiandae aut voluptatem. Nemo laborum sint deserunt eveniet voluptatem itaque eum.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Lazard Freres No 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 18 98.3%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 04 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (21) $373
  • Associates (91) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (68) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
numi's picture
numi
98.8
10
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”