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rub some permethrin on them. takes the itch right out no matter how skanky the hooker and you're good to go brah

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 

Gold bond medicated powder fool. Also try webmd, not a lot of doctors on Wso.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Pinch and roll lolllllllllllll

"Seeing this house and your fine sword and hearing how you're importing and exporting chinamen, let me guess, you must be fucking rich." Kenny Powdersss
 

Haha not really trolling. Just sat through a presentation where the presenter kept furiously scratching his ballsack. It was really awkward, but watching him scratch his balls nonstop made my balls itchy. Weird.

-MBP
 
manbearpigHaha not really trolling. Just sat through a presentation where the presenter kept furiously scratching his ballsack. It was really awkward, but watching him scratch his balls nonstop made my balls itchy. Weird.

Just like sneezing..

Edit: How you got monkey shit for this I'll never understand

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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