I’ve taking 12 shits today, am I gonna be on the chopping block?
For some reason I am just obliterating this toilet. Have used the John 12 times today. I think my MD has noticed. Am I gonna get canned?
For some reason I am just obliterating this toilet. Have used the John 12 times today. I think my MD has noticed. Am I gonna get canned?
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Your donezo buddy. If you haven’t been shitting in your pants to prove dedication since day 1, idk what to tell you. Godspeed
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You may want a career in Big 4 after today buddy
Big 4 is deloitted to welcome you, OP
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