Jamaica Mon!

Hello Primates,

Are any of my fellow monkeys going to be in Jamaica some time between the 26th of December and 2nd of January? I will purchase the first round for any of you that are if you save me from the estrogen ocean that is my fiancee's family. I'll be staying at the Ritz Carlton so make your way over and we can grab some drinks with umbrellas in them.

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I won't be down there, but check with the Margaritaville in Montego Bay. Either Tuesday or Thursday night is the pajama party, where women get in and drink free all night if they show up in lingerie. I think last time I was down there it was $20 for dudes, but it was free booze all night and the scenery was pretty fantastic.

 

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