Jawzrsize

Anyone ever tried Jawzrsize?? My jaw line is grossly undefined and it’s seriously impeding my ability to pick up the rockets I see at clubs cuz otherwise I’m a good looking dude.

I’ve heard it’s a scam but might be able to widen your jaw muscles a little bit. Anything helps tbh.

What have my fellow ill defined jaw line friends done to overcome this unfortunate hand of genetic cards?

How have you managed picking up the rockets?

Thoughts?? Suggestions?? Questions??
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Don’t get jawzrcise it could fuck up your front teeth which is the last thing you want.  Read the reviews it’s terrible, instead what I got is a Turkish Gum called Falim which is unflavored and harder than normal gum so chewing it will workout your jaw muscles, you just gotta go for volume training 20-30+ mins of chewing. I do it mostly cuz I read a book about the benefits of chewing on our breathing and sinuses (our ancestors used to chew bones and cartilage and vegetable husks and the like for long time, while our current diet is mushy baby food, they built up much larger jaws and they breathed better). Our jaws were made for more chewing and chewing the Falim is a natural movement that will not fuck up your teeth while also building your jaw muscles. Just giving this tip to help out my fellow WSO bros 

 

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