Just got kicked out of a greek restaraunt for saying Alexander the Great was British
I was talking to my date (9.82/10, caucasian, 5'10, 132lb) about how I was probably related to Alexander because all European nobility are intertwined, especially the higher tier ones, and how Alexander was more closely related to the Queen than modern North Macedonians or Greeks.
Anyways, this big chunky guy (4.25/10, greek, 6'1, 282lb) physically kicked me (9.93/10, british, 6'2, 197lb) out and spat on me, shouting something like "The Sun Never Sets On Macedonia!".
there was a time when the Greeks would have had your eyes removed, painfully, so be happy
Implying there's a painless way to remove my eyes?
There is but it'd be a waste
If you use a spoon you can get it out real quick - relatively pain free.
And how exactly do you know this?
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