Just got kicked out of a greek restaraunt for saying Alexander the Great was British

I was talking to my date (9.82/10, caucasian, 5'10, 132lb) about how I was probably related to Alexander because all European nobility are intertwined, especially the higher tier ones, and how Alexander was more closely related to the Queen than modern North Macedonians or Greeks.

Anyways, this big chunky guy (4.25/10, greek, 6'1, 282lb) physically kicked me (9.93/10, british, 6'2, 197lb) out and spat on me, shouting something like "The Sun Never Sets On Macedonia!".

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there was a time when the Greeks would have had your eyes removed, painfully, so be happy

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

There is but it'd be a waste

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 
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Implying there's a painless way to remove my eyes?

If you use a spoon you can get it out real quick - relatively pain free.

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