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ThaVanBurenBoyzThe whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.

It's always sunny in philly?

 

I'm going to come back to this thread after 1 year. The SB shall be mine

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The complexity of the situation makes proposing a plausible hypothesis pretty much a useless attempt.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

It's not a complex situation. A mod can lock the thread, either posting last or letting someone else get a SB

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ArgonautIt's not a complex situation. A mod can lock the thread, either posting last or letting someone else get a SB

I was not commenting on the thread, I was just writing random stuff.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I sir shall wait untill the end of time and post right before. You just better be around to give me my sb.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

This thread will be locked in approximately 24 hours. Goodluck.

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euroaznLet's make it more interesting. Second to last poster gets perma-banned?
Stakes are up, I like!

And Compbanker, thanks for making it more interesting :)

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