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Pittsburgh gets more boring than wherever you are now, trust me.
^^@euroazn would you give yourself an SB?
The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
It's always sunny in philly?
Bump
means CMU sucks
Tartans are the best you fucker.
/end thread.
^^^ valiant effort
I'm going to come back to this thread after 1 year. The SB shall be mine
No it isn't. Haters gonna hate.
The complexity of the situation makes proposing a plausible hypothesis pretty much a useless attempt.
It's not a complex situation. A mod can lock the thread, either posting last or letting someone else get a SB
I was not commenting on the thread, I was just writing random stuff.
wimps!
I sir shall wait untill the end of time and post right before. You just better be around to give me my sb.
>implying that the world will end right now oh shi-
I didnt say the end of the world, just the end of time.
This thread will be locked in approximately 24 hours. Goodluck.
Let's make it more interesting. Second to last poster gets perma-banned?
And Compbanker, thanks for making it more interesting :)
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